TMI Tuesday: Fart Edition LOL!

1. Are your farts;
a. Silent but deadly
b. All sound, no fury
c. Loud and stinky
2. Have you ever farted in front of a lover? Who was the 1st one to do it? How did they or you handle it.
Hell naw! I've never let it slip in front of a male partner yet... I would be disgusted with myself.
3. Have you ever farted and tried to blame someone else? Who and did you get away with it?
All the time. I tend to act like I don't even smell anything. LOL.
4. What food triggers you?
Diary products are a killer.
5. Varts (Vaginal Farts) Scary, or an indication of a good time being had by all?
It happened once, and needless to say I could have died! It was embarrassing, but hey I was definitely having a good time!